She

She is the beginning of the day. She brings around dawn to everyone. She also kisses goodnight to the stars. Some special days, she allows the sun the privilege to awaken the world. She has a smile which is brighter than sunshine. When she is sad, the day is gloomy and cloudy. Her attire shows her mood. She loves to dance in the rains without a care in the world. She tames in her craziness within her and only lets herself loose in certain occasions when no one watches. Sometimes she does not care.  Her hair is mostly a crazy mess and something totally opposite to the perfect picture of fictitious perfect women. She loves to leave it free, let it fly, laughs aloud when her hair pokes someone sitting behind. But no matter how messy her hair is, she always manages to look beautiful.

Her victory dance can challenge any pro. Sometimes she throws out a tantrum even if a nail breaks. Sometimes she silently bears the burns of cooking. She is the jewel of her family, carefully protected and nurtured with great love. She is their backbone, everyone's grandma! Sometimes the only possible way out of any problem is her way. Sometimes SHE is the problem! She loves with all heart, nurtures a soul (or two, at times) within herself. If anyone dares to come in her bad books, history proves they are going to perish.

She is patience redefined. She is also the height of impatience. She is the reason behind your success. She is creativity. She is the reason of all the tummies out. She makes amazing food, but sometimes her experiments fail terribly. But she is cool with that. She can make you smile with just a simple touch, take away all the frustrations in a jiffy. She can also be the reason for all the frustrations. She turns a structure of bricks into a home. She is the reason you want to go back to the same structure of bricks for your entire lifespan.

She wants a person whose brain she is going to dissect into 18 pieces and then analyse whether he is good enough for her. No one is ever good enough for her. Somehow all of them have some defects. And madam deserves someone perfect, in every way. But she is pathetic at flirting. She does not know how to talk to guys. She will talk to everyone and be their friend but that’s it. She does not know how to take the next step. Forget about that, she is pathetic in even getting information about that person.

She has a beautiful white brain. Have you seen anyone with a white brain? She has. This white brain of hers works in a crazy way and gives her so out of the world ideas which she writes in her blog. But when? Once in every 3 4 years may be. It’s not that she does not have ideas or does not like writing. She loves writing. She keeps writing humorous stuff on her phone but her white brain forgets to save those kick-ass lines!! And she is too busy doing everything else other than writing, which she actually really good at. Whatever she touches turns to gold, but she is too lazy to pursue things she loves. She needs that push always.

She is an accident magnet. No. A freak accident and disaster magnet. She will be simply standing on the road and all of a sudden she will trip out of nowhere. She will be nowhere near a knife or scissor or anything sharp but somehow miraculously she will have a deep cut in her finger and she will be bleeding out. She pulls through a door which has PUSH written on it in bold. She is a damaged piece. She makes horrible but funny mess-ups, which she will be sharing with everyone and laughing at herself. Weird can't even start to define her.

She can give you hundreds of injections, perform surgeries on rats, kill them, catch flying birds but she can’t take any injections!! Freak show right? Good thing is she will never try to commit suicide because she is dead scared of hurting herself physically. She can’t take in the pain.

She is totally crazy. She is in love with her things, her shoes, cushions, dresses and her house and her piano. She always knows what she is doing. How? No idea! But somehow, every time she does something crazy it becomes something great and funny. She is the life of every party, can even wake the dead up if she would want to. She likes to dress up. Sometimes it feels new colors are invented just for her. She simply loves shopping. No! Shopping is therapy, takes a lot of time and spends a lot of money for shopping. But it is an absolute necessity for her. It is like a part of her salary is calculated and saved up only for shopping. She is calculative, keeps note of every expenditure. After all she is the finance minister of the household. She makes all the future bigger home, car and Europe trip possible. Damn right she is manipulative. She can make anyone say yes to her against their will. She can also play the vamp of the family when needed, just like she is the savior every time we are in trouble. Try telling her that she needs to change a bit, you will face World War III right inside your home!

She is absolutely nuts. Her logic is inexplicable and absolutely impossible to determine the source sometimes. A very smart-ass insane person who looks beautiful all the time and has a beautiful white brain.  She has been referred as dumb, but time and again she has shown the world that Beauty and Brains do go hand in hand. She is impossible to understand. But she is the center piece of every story ever written. She is also the reason the words “fashion”, “beauty” and a lot of industries (fashion, beauty, entertainment industries, etc.) exists. She is the necessity behind the invention of many words in vocabulary of several languages around the world. People often complain she takes a lot of time to get ready but when she does people stop dead at their tracks. She does not have the perfect figure of Photoshop, but can there be anything more desirable? She is the most famous muse for creativity after nature, even nature is personified as “she”. Her tears have the power to move worlds apart. Her pain can ignite thousands of silent candles. When she is hurt, the whole world fights for her honor.

You must be wondering who this person is. She is an imperfectly perfect woman. She is the lady sitting next to you. She is me. She is every real woman you have ever come across in your life. She is your mother, daughter, grandmother, sister, wife, friend or colleague.

This Women’s Day, let’s forget all the differences, debates, fights and sarcasm and silly jokes and just celebrate Womanhood. Let us celebrate the reason the world is the way it is. Let us celebrate the flaws because that’s what the world is really in love with.

Wish you all beautiful ladies a very happy Women’s Day!! Enjoy being a Woman, flaunt your flaws, they make you perfect, I am proud of mine!! J J